Avshalom is dead, and David is in hiding in Machanayim. Achimatz, the son of Tzadok, wants to bring him the news.
Achimatz was the one who risked his life to tell David about Avshalom’s plans in the first place.
And he seems to think that David will consider this good news.
כי שפטו ה׳: עשה משפטו, לנקום נקמתו מיד אויביו.
But Yoav doesn’t think this is a good idea.
So Yoav picks someone else.
He is a כושי, usually translated as “Ethiopian”. כוש referred to all of Africa south of Egypt. כוש gave rise to the first empire:
Ibn Ezra makes an interesting point that resonates with American history:
And whenever we see the nation of כוש in תנ״ך, it is as a warrior nation (that’s probably a sampling error; it was far enough away that the only interaction would have been an invasion).
But כושי is more commonly used as a symbol of the exotic, the foreign:
And חז״ל took anyone called כושי as “outstanding”, “unique”:
And this messenger, called הַכּוּשִׁי with a הא הידיעה, is identified with the איש אחד who found Avshalom hanging but refused to kill him:
Yoav is playing a subtle game by sending him as the messenger, since he doesn’t know how David will react to the news:
We’ve seen David kill the messenger before:
And similarly with Ish Boshet’s assassins. עבדי דוד walked on eggshells when David was upset:
But Achimatz persists:
Meanwhile, back in Machanayim:
The way the קהילת יעקב reads this, David is nervously pacing in the entryway, waiting for news of the battle. The lookout sees a lone runner and calls out to David, who joins him on the roof of the gatehouse. David, who doesn’t have the keen vision of the lookout but knows a lot more about war, says that it isn’t the vanguard of an attacking army but a messenger, not a security threat. The lookout then sees a second runner in the distance and thinks that’s suspicious; now he calls out to the gateman to close the gates. David still thinks there is no threat; it is just another messenger.
And when David hears that the first messenger is Achimatz, he (in a wonderful example of ”the triumph of hope over experience“) figures that it must be good news.
But when David questions Achimatz directly, he realizes that Yoav was right. This wasn’t a good idea at all. Achimatz lies through his teeth:
The midrash reads “התיצב כה” as a positive thing, “stand by me”, a promotion:
But the פשט seems more negative. David suspects something, and he wants Achimatz close by when he learns the truth from the next messenger.
The כושי doesn’t lie to David, but doesn’t tell him anything either. But David clearly gets the hint; the next pasuk is וַיִּרְגַּז הַמֶּלֶךְ וַיַּעַל עַל־עֲלִיַּת הַשַּׁעַר וַיֵּבְךְּ. And the midrash says that David, just as Yoav feared, was going to take his anger out on someone:
But David doesn’t hurt anyone. He goes into a deep depression, as we will see next time.