סימנא מילתא היא
ת׳היה ש׳נה של ”פָּנ“ים ז׳ורמים
There is nothing like a good pun, and these are nothing like good puns.
This year I asked Grok, Gemini and Copilot for help. May this be a year AI helps us achieve all our important goals, like new puns!
You might be looking for the actual Simanim recipes.
Kiddush
Trader Joe’s Sara Bee Moscato
and bees & honey are a cute Rosh Hashana theme
and may this be the year Savti Sara Be appreciating my puns
apples in honey
dates
pomegranate
gummy fish heads
raisins and celery
whirled peas
figs
grapes
freeze-dried strawberries
Coca Cola
Dips
(they’re not dips; they are spreads—may we spread joy and peace throughout the world)
black eyed pea hummus with garam masala
may this be the year Mashiach is cumin
and a year full of carda-mom-ents of joy
and may 5787 be cinnamon-ymous with happiness and ברכה (Copilot)
red onion/date jam
and may we live this year בצל“ כנפי השכינה”.
spinach/cilantro pesto
cilantro in Hebrew is גד, “good fortune”
and may this year be filled with צדקה and cilantropy
(and hopefully better puns than “cilantropy”)
olive tapenade
and may olive your dreams come true (Copilot)
pita chips
May all the good things in life be re-pita-dly multiplied. (Copilot)
simanim soup
butternut squash soup with leeks and fenugreek
and may our enemies be squashed
and may we have a “soup”er year!
Bundt pan meatloaf
בשר
roast vegetables
carrots, golden beets and cauliflower in orange-herb sauce
and cauliflower is כרובית in Hebrew—may we see the rebuilding of the בית המקדש and the כרובים on the ארון, במהרה בימינו
and may we have plenty of thyme for תורה and מצוות
and may we have (and give) much sage advice
and “0range” we glad it is a new year!
Study Guide
The Chrome browser helpfully offered to have Gemini create a study plan to make these more meaningful, which I present without comment, except that the AI had this spread over 4 weeks and we only have 4 days:
Here is your structured study plan and reading schedule based specifically on the content and recipes from the Kavanot: Simanim 5787 page and its associated Simanim Recipes.
This 4-day learning schedule breaks down the themes, modern AI-assisted puns, and culinary preparations to help you prepare thoughtfully before Rosh Hashanah.
Phase 1: Framework, Intentions, and Kiddush (Day 1)
Focus on setting positive intentions, exploring the foundational themes of the year, and reviewing the opening blessings and novelties.
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Core Study Themes:
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The Year’s Framework: Study the opening teaching from Horiyot 12a (Siman milta hi) and the guiding phrase: “T’hiyeh shanah shel panim zorvim” (a year of flowing countenances), drawing on prompts from Grok, Gemini, and Copilot.
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Kiddush Symbols & Puns:
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Trader Joe’s Sara Bee Moscato (“moscato-long with each other”).
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Traditional fruits: apples in honey, dates, and pomegranate.
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Playful additions: gummy fish heads, raisins and celery (Rav Noach Weinberg’s siman), and whirled peas (shaking sugar snap peas around your head as practice for kapparot).
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Novelties: Figs, grapes, freeze-dried strawberries, and Coca-Cola (“qula tov”).
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Action Item: Reflect on how you want to cultivate joy and positive outlooks in 5787.
Phase 2: Spreads & Starters (Day 2)
Focus on community harmony, spreading peace, and preparing the table spreads.
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Core Study Themes:
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Spreads over Dips: Emphasizing spreading joy and peace throughout the world.
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The Recipes & Linguistic Wordplay:
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Black eyed pea hummus with garam masala and peanut butter powder (rubia / Mashiach is cumin, carda-mom-ents of joy).
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Red onion/date jam (“redt” good shidduchim and dates / betzel knafei hashchina).
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Cranberry/honey spread (Meira’s contribution for a “berry” sweet “challah”-day).
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Spinach/cilantro pesto (silka as spinach, gad for good fortune, and cilantropy).
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Olive tapenade (“olive your dreams come true”) and pita chips (“re-pita-dly multiplied”).
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Action Item: Review or practice making these spreads and consider how their creative themes set the tone for your holiday meal.
Phase 3: Soup & Main Course (Day 3)
Focus on protection, strength, and receiving good news.
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Core Study Themes:
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Simanim Soup: Butternut squash soup with leeks and fenugreek—using fenugreek, roasted garlic, and almond milk to squash our enemies and have a “soup”er year.
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The Main Dish: Bundt pan meatloaf (basar, connecting to besorot tovot / good tidings, taught by Phyllis Shapiro).
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Action Item: Walk through the preparation steps for the butternut squash soup and meatloaf to streamline your kitchen schedule before the holiday rush.
Phase 4: Roast Vegetables & Integration (Day 4)
Focus on redemption, continuity, and final holiday preparation.
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Core Study Themes:
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Roast Vegetables: Carrots, golden beets and cauliflower in orange/thyme/sage sauce—connecting cauliflower (kruv) to the keruvim on the aron in the Beit Hamikdash, plus having plenty of thyme for Torah and sage advice.
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Final Review: Do a complete walkthrough of your menu, recipes, and personal intentions to ensure everything is polished before Rosh Hashanah begins.
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Action Item: Finalize your cooking timeline and review your notes to feel completely prepared for the first night of the holiday.